Hiya!!! um Back! Aye, me, Gary! This is Series 3 - ay ma ain show! How amazin is that?! (ah knew it would happen) So, whit can you expect fae this series? - Well, ah pure get ragin at an Army Physical Trainer - n fight a serious addiction: CHIPS! Sgt Thomson is as radge as ever, Cammy comes back n tries tae pull the wool intae ma eyes! There’s a new grunt recruit in our litter - Mickey Miller, he’s goat BRACES! FUNNEH! Oh, we go tae Germany where Charlie gets engaged....dinny get me started. Whit else? Me n Julie go see a fortune teller and she doesnae freak me oot....nut. And let me just say, ah save Captain Fanshaw’s life loads ay times in a row n it almost costs me ma joab!! Nightmer. And then there’s me, talkin aboot aw the things in the world that are important - just like a do. Ah wouldnae miss this series if ah wiz you, but um no you, um Gary, but ah still wouldnae miss it!! Aye. Seeeeeeeee ya!!!